My roommate, about 10 minutes before the end of _Killer Crocodile_: "I don't think this croc deserves to get shot, but fuck the people who made this do."

There's virtually nothing about _Killer Crocodile_ that's good, but everything about the dialogue is truly terrible. The sound quality, the dubbing, the lines, the ADR delivery, all of, but most of all, the repetition. Rarely have I been so infuriated by such a large number of characters in a movie for the same one reason. Every single person in this movie says each of their lines a minimum of twice, and not infrequently, will shout a single line what felt like dozens of times back-to-back.

I liked his fat little crocodile hands though. Very cute.

_Final rating:★½: - Boring/disappointing. Avoid where possible._